Always some asshole trying to cash a million dollar bill on the day I’m low on ones and fives.
Arrested Development, we’ve missed you. Equally missed - Gob’s ‘magic’
I’m going to wear this and stand in traffic today.
Would have also accepted wearing this to go get a $5 foot long at my local Subway that only employs people that hate your face.
(Source: omegachronicle)
They will be playing Heather Nowzick and Rupert Ruxin.
In other news, I am shitting my pants with excitement.
(Source: popculturebrain)
“Seriously, any other town you go to there’s this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice.You go to Las Vegas, there’s like a devil and a devil and they’re just battling it out the whole time. It’s like, “Smoke some crack!” “Get a hooker!” And then I go, “YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!”
-Bill Burr
Clearly they are doing summer right: I miss the days when men sported moustaches unironically and drank their body weight in brews.
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